I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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