their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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