thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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