nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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