Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
you never un-have a 4some
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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