worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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