If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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