i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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