Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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