Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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