"it" just moved
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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