I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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