i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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