Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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