he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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