It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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