Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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