nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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