Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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