quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
