So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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