just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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