he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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