It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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