THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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