They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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