And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
