im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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