Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Randomize
