Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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