i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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