I will die if light touches me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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