u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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