Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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