Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
this just has baby written all over it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
