Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
do nipples grow back?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
