Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My dick has a subreddit
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I need water and some morals
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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