Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
