I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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