Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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