i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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