she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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