So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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