Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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