I just saw a hot homeless man
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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