I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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