Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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