All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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