I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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