You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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