better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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