Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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