My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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