I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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