they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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