Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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