come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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