How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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